As I was scrolling through the interwebs, I stumbled upon the most glorious thing: the Husker football schedule! Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Wow, what an exciting life you must lead if that’s the most glorious thing you’ve seen today.” And you know what, you’re right. But let’s not get distracted from the real MVP here: the Husker football team.
First up:
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the artistic masterpiece that this schedule is? I mean, look at those colors, that font. It’s just magical. And luckily for us, it’s also incredibly informative. We’ve got dates, opponents, location, and even the TV station. And let’s be real, we all know the real reason we watch college football is for the announcers. I mean, who doesn’t love hearing about the backup quarterback’s high school prom date?
Next up:
Now this one may be a bit smaller, but it’s just as mighty. And who needs all that extra white space anyway? Brian Brown clearly knows what’s up. But wait, what’s this? Someone in the comments section can’t print the schedule? Oh no, Brian, you’ve made a grave mistake. I hope you have your apology letter drafted up and ready to go.
What’s that I hear?
Is that the sound of the Husker football team taking over Twitter? Yes, yes it is. And they even have the #B1G schedule for 2020 and 2021. I guess that’s useful information too. But let’s be real, who cares about the future when we have the present to look forward to? And by present, I mean football season. Priorities, people.
Time to get wallpapered:
Ladies and gentlemen, we have now reached the pinnacle of Husker football schedules. Why settle for a boring old Excel spreadsheet when you can have a wallpaper for your computer? I mean, it’s not like we have work to do or anything. Who needs to be productive when you can just stare at the Husker schedule all day? Priorities, people. Priorities.
Brian Brown strikes again:
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. And that’s exactly what Brian Brown did with this updated schedule. He learned from his mistakes and made sure it was easy to read and informative. And just look at that little red “H” next to each game. Adorable. Although, I’m still waiting for a schedule that has pictures of the players’ faces next to each game. I need to know who I’m cheering for, people.
Printable goodness:
Okay, now this one is just downright practical. A printable schedule that you can stick on your fridge or tape to your desk? Sign me up. And they even threw in a little map for the away games. They really do think of everything. But let’s be real, I’m just going to lose this piece of paper within a week and end up relying on Twitter for updates anyway. Priorities, people.
Saving the best for last:
Who needs fancy fonts and colors when you can have a schedule that looks like it was printed on a dot matrix printer? I mean, it’s 2022, let’s take it back to the 90s. But what this schedule lacks in aesthetic appeal, it makes up for in practicality. It even has the game times listed. And let’s be real, that’s really all that matters. Who cares who we’re playing, as long as we know when to show up and start tailgating. Priorities, people.
And last but not least:
Okay, okay, I know what you’re thinking. “Taylor, you already included a printable schedule.” But hear me out on this one. This one is special because it’s updated. And updated schedules are the key to success. Or at least that’s what my boss told me when I brought in a handwritten schedule and tried to pass it off as official company business. Priorities, people.
So there you have it, folks. The Husker football schedule rundown. And while I may have poked fun at some of these schedules, let’s be real, I’ll be using all of them religiously come football season. Because who needs a social life when you have football?
